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the difference between a Real and Simple Bitch

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the difference between a Real and Simple Bitch

November 01, 2009

A simple bitch would take u were u need 2 go. A real bitch would throw u da keys and say it needs gasm. A simple bitch will tell u not 2 fight, it aint worth it. A real bitch will say beat her ass & look at the crowd and say "nobody better jump in!" A simple bitch wonders who ur new man is. A real bitch knows that mutha fuckers 1st name last name his bday where he lives who he's related 2 wat kinda car he drives where he works how many baby mamas he has & how many bitches he talking 2. A simple bitch will let another bitch kno she can back the fuck up or get knocked the fuck out. A real bitch tells u we need another shot we bout 2 get fucked up. A simple bitch reads this & relizes she's a simple bitch abd deletes it. A real bitch passes this 2 her real bitches without thinkin bout it!!!!!!

JOURNAL COMMENTS (1-19)

Ms.Gilbert	Nov 18, 2009 08:56 AM Well i guess i'll be a simple woman cause the "real Bitches" in this joke need a life of their own instead of being all up in their friend's. This comment was added from mobile phone.
cathy	Nov 15, 2009 07:31 AM This is so true. So how do i send this as a text frum this website? This comment was added from mobile phone.
Sexy_jay53	Nov 2, 2009 09:20 PM Dz da real shit This comment was added from mobile phone.
Sexy_jay53	Nov 2, 2009 09:19 PM Dz da real shit This comment was added from mobile phone.
danni	Nov 2, 2009 04:50 PM Lol i fuckin love it lmao....ima pass this on... This comment was added from mobile phone.
Chula	Nov 2, 2009 09:46 AM LMFAO HAHA DAMN THIS SUM FUNNI SHYT
mrs. robert pattinson	Nov 2, 2009 08:12 AM yea... im definetly a real bitch lmfao This comment was added from mobile phone.
N4stYsW4g	Nov 2, 2009 03:43 AM Tru real bitch shit.... lol nice This comment was added from mobile phone.
.:{§UN§H¡N€}:.®	Nov 1, 2009 09:11 PM NiCE BUT I HEARD THIS 1 B4 This comment was added from mobile phone.
Bri Bri	Nov 1, 2009 06:17 PM Datz fly :p This comment was added from mobile phone.
Ladiiblush15	Nov 1, 2009 05:24 PM Danq i agree wit diz shit yew knw wats up!!..... This comment was added from mobile phone.
SimplyNae225	Nov 1, 2009 05:16 PM ok...i dnt understand #2 This comment was added from mobile phone.
rasberrytea8	Nov 1, 2009 03:08 PM I think she meant real Dumb bitch. And yes i would be a simple bitch. Simply getting every thing i want This comment was added from mobile phone.
Tay2010	Nov 1, 2009 02:41 PM Lol! Dats wuz up! Real bitch all da way! This comment was added from mobile phone.
BLKBuTYWM	Nov 1, 2009 02:40 PM SIMPLE B WILL TELL U TO GET UR OWN CAR, SIMPLE B TELL U TO WALK AWAY AND LIVE ANOTHER DAY, SIMPLE B WON'T FIND HERSELF IN F**K UP SITUATION. K.I.S.S. KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID! (MESSAGE!)
BLKBuTYWM	Nov 1, 2009 02:35 PM THIS GOT TO BE THE DUMBEST BS I'VE EVER READ!
Alain786	Nov 1, 2009 02:17 PM this had to have been the Dumbest thing I have ever read. This comment was added from mobile phone.
Mz.Nex~L3v3l~Shit	Nov 1, 2009 02:13 PM dats wat im talkn bout. Bout time sumbdy show sum appreciation 2 da real bitches.lolz This comment was added from mobile phone.
Big e's wifie	Nov 1, 2009 01:47 PM Im just a simple bitch lol This comment was added from mobile phone.