There was a cop that was parked at a bar trying to get somebody for drunk and driving. After the bar closed and everybody had to leave, there was one person that looked very drunk and could barely walk. He spent 10 minutes sitting on the grass, walked around the parking lot 5 times, and tried hes keys in 6 different cars before he found his car. Finally when everybody else left, he started his car and left. The cop followed the man and pulled him over. When he pulled him over, the cop walked over to the man and told him to breath into the breathalyzer. When the it said zero, the cop was shocked. He said "this is unbelivable! This thing is broke." And the guy said no it isnt, you see i was tonights decoy!!!